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There's no place like home...there's no place like home...
Well kids, there it was - Zoltan was back in Ontario for the 2000 season (the last season of the Millennium, doncha know). I did a single guest weekend at the very fine Great Lakes Medieval Faire in July, and then back home at the Ontario Renaissance Festival where Zoltan was first spawned.
In other news, Tshirt sales being what they are, I've decided to launch the Official Zoltan Tshirt Contest! (tm). The rules are simple - send a picture of you in your shirt to zoltan@justadequate.com. The pictures should be provacative, inspired or otherwise interesting - don't just stand there!
Self-inflicted wound pictures are always welcome (Zoltan Tshirts! They staunch wounds!), but really, the contest winners will be the ones that just wedge themselves into my mind (right beside the steel plate, for preference). The winner will receive...a pair of free tickets to the nearest festival at which I'm performing, plus a beer and close-up magic with Zoltan himself! Plus a place on honor for their photo on the Zoltan site! If I receive enough photos, I'll post 'em all and let you folks have your say as to whom the winner might be.
In addition, this year Zoltan presented a brand-new, never before seen Extremely Adequate show just once a day, at 5:00 pm. During this new show I hammered a four-inch nail into my head, inserting a foot-long hatpin into my arm, and swallowed sewing needles. It was not for the faint of heart (and in truth, during each and every show there were people who walked away in the middle, and you know, I completely respect their right to not want to watch me injure myself - the little wussies), but I believe that the only way I can be a better Zoltan is to present new material that has the potential to damage my body in a real, uncomfortable, and painful way.
So! To sum up! There's a new Tshirt contest for you all to participate in, I presented a brand-new show that was, measuring the disgust of the audience, as successful as I'd hoped it would be, and I've finally come to grips with my sexuality, and the sexuality of Groucho and Harpo Marx (but not Chico. Never Chico). Plus rats, fire-eating, and lots and lots of blood!
See you next year...
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