CAT SULLIVAN
cartoonist -- illustrator -- man about town

Science tells us that the human body is 98.6% water, the remainder being mostly niacin, fruit juices, and a little pectin for thickening purposes. But science is a new toy. Long before Einstein split the atom or Louis Pasteur invented milk, there existed a far older tradition which held that a human being was more than the sum of his chemical components. The Mayans of South America; the Greeks of Byzantium; the Egyptians of Egyptia and those fellas from New Zealand with the big wibbly thing -- they all believed that man possessed a special quality greater than niacin - a quality which transcended the physical body and which set him apart from all other creatures.

The ancients had a word for it:

webrilignity.

Yes, webrilignity. That eternal, mystical force which throughout history has inspired our greatest leaders and innovators, driving them ever forward to carve triumphant monuments to the human spirit with unswerving, unyielding determination. Webrilignity. Caesar had it when he crossed the Rubicon. Marie Antoinette had it when she discovered radium. Winston Churchill had it when he bested the King's champion in mortal combat on the planet Aldebaron IV. What makes hummingbirds hum and jumping beans jump? Webrilignity. Makes the watershed tears and the rainforest gump? Webrilignity. What makes the Redenbacher red? What puts the pump in pumpkin bread? Keeps freedom alive and Raoul Julia dead?

WEBRILIGNITY!!!

And today it is that very same magical force of webrilignity which compels every slackwit store-clerk and talentless librarian to post his very own webpage, boldly proclaiming his magnificent mediocrity to every other idiot with nothing better to do than slob around the internet reading people's webpages.

It is a primal force of nature.
It is a force which cannot be denied.

Hence this page.

Hey look. Here's the part where I talk about myself.

CAT SULLIVAN has spent several years as a regular cartoonist for the wittily urbane British magazines ZIT Comic and SPIT. His cartoons have also appeared in such esteemed publications as SMUT, T&A Times, and Feeling As A Way Of Knowing: A Practical Guide For Working With Emotional Experience.
And having now been dazzled beyond words by the sheer brilliance of this web-page, naturally you'll be falling all over yourself to get Cat Sullivan to do some work for your nationally-distributed magazine or fabulously wealthy advertising agency. Well, guess what? He's free at the moment. No, honestly! Just ring him up and I'm almost certain he'll be able to squeeze you in. Or better yet, send him an e-mail. Go on then.


...Incidentally, two stunning collections of Cat Sullivan's work are also available, one of which looks like this here on the left, and the other one looks like... well, this one on the right. Just more of the same crap, really. But if you're interested, give us a shout.



Anyways, send all inquiries, comments, and scary weird messages from total strangers to:

catsullivan@hotmail.com

...Okay, that's all. You can go look at pictures of Helen Hunt now.

All contents copyright Cat Sullivan 1998. Like you were going to steal it.